The Irony of European apologetics

Let me first start off by stating that I am not saying in any way, shape or form that terrible actions taken by people of European decent are any less terrible. I'm not even trying to say that Euroepan colonialism or imperialism was/is less significant on the people it affected. These actions shaped our world today and how we view that world, as I result people have a view of world events that is slanted toward a western view and it comes out through everything; food, "normal" culture, media, views of beauty, etc and some people identify that actions taken by Europeans are not necessarily good. What I am saying is that I occasionally see statements like this:




This statement is extremely ironic. It lives in the idea that World history begins and ends with Europe or at the most the greater Mediterranean world.Europe doesn’t start pulling any real dick moves until  the16th century, really don't amp everything up until after the Turks are beaten at Vienna, and they do so until midway through the 20th century. The reason they stop is because they were so busy killing each other in the first and second world wars that they didn’t have  too much time to kill anyone else and after they are too exhausted to do it to anyone else. France keeps trying, but Algeria and Indochina do not go very well and while South Africa sticks around til the 90's and the USA is still going they are governments formed much later than western Europe's. The irony is that you state that World History is Europe pulling a bunch of dick moves its because you have a very euro centric view of the world. For a huge chuck of history nobody is able to do anything to anybody outside their sphere because they don’t know they exist and don’t have any ability to reach them. China at one point in their rare expansion periods heard about these people called the Romans who had outposts a few hundred miles away. Really outside of Alexander the Great reaching India and setting up Greek states out there for a short time, nobody is even really aware of whats east of Persia and Alexander himself thought they would find the end of the earth. Being from the western world we have this view that everything important has to have happened in the west, but world history doesn’t revolve around Europe.The Arab states in the middle east are the only ones really aware that China and Europe are not just myths and China doesn't really care because Europe isn't China and everything important is happening in China, while Christian Europe isn't exactly on speaking terms with the Arab Muslims. The same issue comes up when talking about the crusades as people often view this as another sign of Europe picking on their defenseless Muslim neighbors, the Muslim world was devastated much more severely by the Shia-Sunni infighting and all of the nomadic Horse archer people's who would invade a various times, including the Mongols who did far more long term damage to the Middle east Muslim world than European's did with the crusades. This is a common problem though, often people assume that if something/someone sucks then they have always sucked and that's exactly the case here.

Top 10 battles

Okay so I decided that doing the battles individually was taking too long and quite frankly I was not enjoying it in any way. So now I have my list with a brief description on why this battle is here and a link to more information about it.

10. Battle of Tours
 Charles the Hammer defeats the Umayyad Caliphate, mostly due to sheer luck. This stops the Muslim advance into modern day France and allows the Christian kingdoms to strengthen. Remember Charles the hammer's son Pepin the short is able to be anointed king of the Franks and Charles grandson is Charlemagne.


9. Battle of Zama
 Scipio Africanus defeats Hannibal and secures victory for Rome in the second Punic war. After this Rome has no rival in Europe.
8. Battle of Huai-Hai
 This battle is why Communist China wins the Chinese Civil war. Pretty simple, if this battle goes the other way we have a possible very different china and very different cold war. Also Guns and roses would have had to have a different album title for Chinese democracy.
7. Battle of Waterloo
 Napoleons most famous battle. If he wasn't high on opium he might have won and a very different France. I doubt he would have been able to reconquer Europe but Europe may have looked very different.
6. Battle of Salamis
 Far more important than Thermopylae as the Greeks actually win this battle and win it very decisively. The Greek fleet smashes the Persian fleet and Xerxes's army is unable to do anything in Greece as a result and retreats back to Persian territory.
5. Battle of Cannae
 This battle is unique on the list as the loser is the reason why this is so important. Rome had another army smashed by Hannibal and not just smashed but destroyed the largest army Rome had ever formed. But Rome doesn't lose, any other nation would have capitulated but Rome just keeps chugging along and their Italian allies stay loyal. Hannibal has really lost the war here because if this isn't going to bring Romes allied states in Italy over to him nothing will.
4. Battle of Gaugamela
 Alexander earns his title of THE Great by defeating the Persian empire led by Darius III. This is the ultimate achievement for Alexander as he will wander around the east for years after this because he is sort of crazy (okay he's just plain crazy), but after his death Persian, Egypt and all the other places he conquered up to the edges of India are divided up by his generals and remain Greek cultured empires for quite some time. Even after these kingdoms fall the Greek influence remains.
3. Battle of Badger Mouth
 Probably the single most important battle most in the west have never heard of. To be fair nobody in the west would have possible heard about this for quite some time as China is considered a place of Myth in Europe until the Mongols show up. The Mongol army led by Genghis Khan handily defeats the army of Jin China, but Jin exists for some time after this and isn't completely conquered until Genghis's successor Ogedei does so 20 years later. Whats really important about Badger Mouth is that this is really the only place where someone, anyone might have turned the Mongols back, but after this they are so superior to any other opponent that nobody can come close to matching the Mongol armies.
2.Battle of Vienna
 People tend to think that in 1492 Columbus opening the Americas up to Europe makes Christian Europe the dominant force in the world, but in 1683 the Ottoman Empire controlled all of south east Europe and were besieging Vienna. This is a point where Christendom in Europe is at war with itself as the protestant reformation had begun over 150 years earlier and the Muslim Ottomans took advantage of this. The only reason why Vienna doesn't fall is because the Holy Roman Empire along with the King of Poland, Catholic and protestant alike, attacked the besieging Ottoman army and relieved the city. If Vienna falls then the Ottomans have a major foothold in modern Austria and an advance into Northern Italy or Southern Germany could be on the table. Also apparently the Croissant was invented during the battle, so there was that.
1. Battle of Stalingrad
 2 million casualties, that is the estimated number of casualties at the battle of Stalingrad from Soviet and axis forces. There are an estimated half a million soviet deaths in this one battle which is more than any other Allied nation has during the entire war, except for China. It is five months of nonstop fighting between the two most powerful nations in the world at this time as they trow everything they have into this one city on the Volga river. People sometimes say that Hitler had no chance to win the war against the Soviet Union, but even after failing to capture Moscow in operation Barbarossa I believe that he does if  Operation Braunschweig, the plan to capture the Soviet Oil fields, can succeed.This is the battle where everything turns, after the loss at Stalingrad Germany cannot win and the Soviet Union pushes Nazi Germany out of Soviet Territory and eventually into Germany itself. Think about this, if Stalingrad falls early on or if otherwise Operation Braunschweig suceeds then Soviets lose their oil fields and all lend lease shipments have to go through Vladivostok and across Siberia. Could the Soviet Union have continued? Maybe, but its also a very real possibility that they would not have.